Who is Jack Shit?

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Monday, 19-Oct-2015 18:51:25

Who Is Jack Schitt? The Lineage Revealed.

Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says "you don't know Jack Schitt". Now, You can handle the situation.

Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and O. Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Knee-deep Schitt, Inc.

In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt and the deeply religious couple produced 6 children: Holie Schitt, The twins; Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt and Bull Schitt, a high school dropout.

After being married for 15 years Jack and Noe divorced.
Noe later married Mr. Sherlock and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock.

Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and they produced a cowardly son, Chicken Schitt. Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt were inseparable throughout childhood and consequently, married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony.

The Schitt-Happens children are Dawg, Byrd and Horse.
Bull Schitt the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned with his new bride, Pisa Schitt.

Now, when someone say's you don't know Jack Schitt, you can correct them.

Post 2 by sia fan bp (I'm going for the prolific poster awards!) on Monday, 19-Oct-2015 20:46:43

hahahahaha! Now I know who jack schitt is!

Post 3 by ADVOCATOR! (Finally getting on board!) on Tuesday, 20-Oct-2015 4:46:43

This, is why they say: "You learn something new, every day!"
So Sia, what would you tel your family if they ask: "Marilyn, what did you learn, today?"
LOL and Grin!
Blessings, Silly Sarah

Post 4 by sia fan bp (I'm going for the prolific poster awards!) on Tuesday, 20-Oct-2015 10:38:33

hahaha, I learned about jack schitt! haha!

Post 5 by Leafs Fan (I'll have the last word, thank you!) on Tuesday, 20-Oct-2015 10:42:02

What can I say? Awesome!

Post 6 by forereel (Just posting.) on Tuesday, 20-Oct-2015 11:02:03

I am informed. Lol

Post 7 by Feathered Serpent (I can't call it a day til I enter the zone BBS) on Tuesday, 20-Oct-2015 13:40:31

I've heard this before, still cracked me up every time.

Post 8 by LeoGuardian (You mean there is something outside of this room with my computer in it?) on Tuesday, 20-Oct-2015 15:08:07

Nice.

Post 9 by LittleSneezer (The Zone-BBS is my prison, but I like it here.) on Tuesday, 20-Oct-2015 18:21:01

Hahaha!

Post 10 by sia fan bp (I'm going for the prolific poster awards!) on Tuesday, 20-Oct-2015 20:39:36

lol, hey you don't know jack Schitt! Now I do, so marry fulla shit! haha!

Post 11 by Reyami (I've broken five thousand! any more awards going?) on Friday, 30-Oct-2015 12:36:40

died laughing. Thanks for sharing this. totally made my day. smiles

Post 12 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Friday, 30-Oct-2015 17:14:04

Becky.
Where do you come up with this ... .... can you guess? ... shit!

Very funny. Thanks for posting it.

Bob

Post 13 by Shadow_Cat (I've now got the silver prolific poster award! wahoo!) on Friday, 30-Oct-2015 17:38:05

Hahahahaha! Saw some variant on this years ago, but it's still hilarious. Thanks for posting!

Post 14 by Smiling Sunshine (I've now got the bronze prolific poster award! now going for the silver award!) on Sunday, 01-Nov-2015 12:25:03

I used to have a t-shirt that said all of this. I actually forgot how it went so thanks for the reintroduction to JAck Shit.

Post 15 by ADVOCATOR! (Finally getting on board!) on Tuesday, 03-Nov-2015 0:47:16

And, what happened to chicken shit?

Post 16 by sia fan bp (I'm going for the prolific poster awards!) on Tuesday, 03-Nov-2015 14:08:39

great question.

Post 17 by GreyWaves (Zone BBS Addict) on Thursday, 05-Nov-2015 15:38:09

I... I have no words. This... THANK YOU FOR THIS!

Post 18 by Remy (I've now got the silver prolific poster award! wahoo!) on Thursday, 05-Nov-2015 16:04:34

That actually was quite amusing, certainly worth the time of the person who sat down and wrote it.

Post 19 by UniqueOne (I'll have the last word, thank you!) on Saturday, 21-Nov-2015 23:49:30

I didn't read all the posts here just the first few..but I gotta say I don't think I could remember all that haha!! Funny read though!! :)

Post 20 by ADVOCATOR! (Finally getting on board!) on Sunday, 22-Nov-2015 23:38:16

It'd make a killer fridge magnet! LOL

Post 21 by CrystalSapphire (Uzuri uongo ndani) on Saturday, 12-Dec-2015 10:29:27

This is great!